Nicknames

Mommy told me she is debating three nicknames for me that are sure to embarrass me when I'm older. They are: Sergeant Spit Up, Private Poopies and Major Pishies. (You just know she's going to share this with every guy I bring over for a date. Mommies do that sort of thing.)


Hopefully she doesn't tell my fellow campers about the name when I start serving in the "Army of Hashem" at Camp Gan Izzy. 

-Becca